Pclasp (@admin)
5 months ago

It's not summer time any more! Therefore you can finally forget about the tans and stop wasting your hard-earned dough on a tanning bed membership. If you really stop and think about it, these are ridiculous. Okay, so it's like this. You pay someone to let you lay in a bed for 15 minutes at a time. You probably do this three times a week. The bed is filled with dangerous light rays that brown your skin and lead to cancer. But wait; there's more. Not only do you risk your health, but you also damage your skin and cause premature aging. Now, this is just straight-up brilliant. Whoever invented this is laughing. He or she actually got people to pay him so that they can damage their bodies and possibly acquire cancer along the way. NICE! So, are those tanning beds sounding as good now? I doubt it. You may want to consider a new breed of tan. I will now introduce spray tanning salons.

Now, just to be clear, I didn't come up with the spray concept. Although I pondered the issue of spray tanning salons many times in the past, it's not my idea. You're shocked; I know. I am a little bit surprised as well; considering I invented Post-its. Anyway, why spray tanning salons? That's an easy one. They simply make more sense than tanning beds or laying out on a beach and getting baked. These two old-school methods ruin your epidermis. Didn't you see "There's Something about Mary? The old woman in this film said it all when she removed her shirt. How many other old leathery individuals have you spotted on beaches, or just in the local mall. I can't even count them all. This is all the proof you need that tanning is dangerous and makes you age horribly. With spray tanning salons, you get a different approach. Surely you've seen or tried self tanner. It can be purchased at any local drugstore. Actually you might have trouble deciding which one to buy these days. There are tons to choose from. Now, with spray tanning salons the concept is similar. Except, they do all the work for you. You just stand there looking cool, while they hose you down with golden goodness.

In short, if you absolutely must have a tan, then give spray tanning salons a shot. This new-age technology is worth your while. It won't cause skin cancer and it will not pre-age your skin. Now that's a healthy tan!